Funny Love Quotes...

I was just looking around and found this funny loves quotes on the web. Which one do you think is the funniest?



Favorite Funny Love Quotes #1
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate -- but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
Alf Whit

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #2
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #3
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #4
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #5
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #6
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #7
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #8
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #9
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman

Favorite Funny Love Quotes #10
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark